Nervous Skier Merit Badge

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To qualify, one must be capable of three things: looking helplessly chic while stranded halfway down a blue, inventing ever more elaborate excuses to ‘sit this run out,’ and producing a medically vague but socially unimpeachable reason for retreating to the chalet (the knee, darling, itโ€™s always the knee). No points are deducted for dramatic shrieks at passing snowboarders, or for treating the ski instructor as both sherpa and therapist.

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